“Limit yourself to one pair of shoes, or, at most, one pair of shoes and one pair of sandals or flip-flops…”

PLEASE NO SANDALS OR FLIP-FLOPS!!! This is true as a rule for ALL men and most women.

Be kind to everyone around you who has to look at your gunky, hairy feet with their disgusting, unkempt toenails while we’re walking down the street or, even worse, trying to digest a meal.

Also, if you’re going somewhere for quite awhile and/or expect to be bringing a lot of purchases back, go to the thrift store before your trip. That way you can leave those clothes behind (give them to someone on the street) and pack whatever stupid trinket you bought in its place on the way home.