Yeah, sounds easy enough… when we’re talking about whitey names like Joe and Mike and Sarah and Gregory, but the majority of my wife’s friends are Kenyan, and it’s difficult to differentiate Wangui from Wajohi from Wangari from Watiri from Wyremu from Wanjiru from Kimani from Karanja from Muchemu from Gachuhi from Kamau from Kamami from Njoki from Kibbe from Musheri from Mwangi from Gakenya etc. etc. etc. I’m sure it’s just as difficult for a whitey like me to remember Chinese names like Suk Long Fat from Long Wang from Yung Loud Suk, etc.

-he who stacks pork