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Everyday tips from MonkeyFilter

MonkeyFilter | Everyday Tips

An assload of handy (and sometimes hilarious and asinine) everyday tips. Some NSFW. Here’s a few of my faves:

  • When you drop a small object, like a pill, DO NOT flail about trying to catch it; instead stand still and watch it land. Half the time trying to catch it means it bounces off you in some bizarre direction, or that you don’t see where it actually goes.
  • Keep an old blanket in the car. It can be used for spontaneous picnics, sleeping in rest areas, and covering up the random homeless person who looks cold.
  • To kill off weeds between bricks or in the cobblestones on your street, mix half-and-half white vinegar and cheap dish detergent and squirt it in the joints.
  • Hot water in a spray bottle will get most small bugs off plants, such as aphids.
  • A two-liter soda bottle can be used to keep celery fresh. Cut off the top and put a little water in the bottom, then stand the celery stalks in it in your fridge. Use the cut-off top as a funnel to fill your spice jars with bulk spices (way cheaper than buying them in bottles) - the mouth on a two-liter is about the right size for smaller jars.
  • If you have to leave something (luggage) unattended and don’t want it stolen, try drawing a large chalk circle on the ground around it.
  • Separate your laundry into their respective washload piles (whites, warm colors, cold colors, whatever) when you take them off, so you don’t have to bother on laundry day.
  • When waiting for the tube, look out for the faded white line along the platform edge - it’s more worn cos that’s where most of the doors end up stopping.

[Link: John Bergmayer]


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Dena Shunra's picture

You want to watch out...

You want to watch out with that chalk-circle thing. Bomb squads have been increasingly impatient with unattended luggage, and they tend to make their opinion explosively clear (as in, they explode the luggage first and ask questions later).

A better strategy is the one that mothers share with their children: ask someone if they can watch it for a while, and asking a mom with kids is probably your safest bet.

The ethical implications of this are troubling, of course.

Evan "JabberWokky" E.'s picture

At the coffee shop I...

At the coffee shop I normally go to, there are a couple guys who come in time to time to watch animé on their laptops. They periodically go across the street to get something to eat and ask a random person to watch their stuff. One of them explained it to me as: “I figure if somebody asks or offers to watch your stuff, it’s not too safe. But if you’re the one who asks them, they feel responsible”.

I offer no financial guarantee that this will work, but it has worked out for them so far.

Oh, and buying spices in bulk is okay - but get them unground and grind them in a (used only for spices) coffee grinder. If you get a bulk container of ground spices, by the time you are done, they are flavorless… or possibly flavourless, depending on if you watch the sun rise or set on the Atlantic.

Joey Horne's picture

I'm not sure I understand...

I’m not sure I understand the effectiveness of drawing a chalk line around your luggage. Can anyone explain how this would prevent anyone from stealing it or inserting anything into it?

Kolja's picture

Thanks for the link, I...

Thanks for the link, I had quite a laugh :)

The ask “someone to watch it” has been quite effective for me too, but I would never leave my laptop unattended.

Merlin Mann's picture

Heh. Yeah, I know what...

Heh. Yeah, I know what you all mean about the suitcase in a circle. I liked it more as a piece of cultural theater—the ways you can emulate “specialness” and authority in public spaces. (see also)

christy's picture

I would advise against asking...

I would advise against asking a mother with children to watch your stuff. (Especially in a place like an airport.) Although they may be more trustworthy, they probably have enough to keep an eye on with their kids and all, but would probably say yes anyway just to be nice.

Can you tell I am a mother with children or what? :)

cf's picture

Save old drink/water bottles, clean...

Save old drink/water bottles, clean them all out and fill them full of water. Then use them to fill the empty space in your fridge/freezer. This does two things. One makes your fridge run much more efficiently, cooling air is very inefficient as it doesn’t hold the temperature. Two gives you a large supply of fresh water in a disaster.

Michae's picture

The "circle around it" phenomena...

The “circle around it” phenomena is a thing a british magician did in a trick where he sets a wallet down with money in it and its still there a day later.

It looks offical, so people don’t take it.

And get a SEPARATE coffee grinder for the spices. The spices ruin coffee and vice versa.

Evan "JabberWokky" E.'s picture

Michae - yep. That's...

Michae - yep. That’s why I said “used only for spices”. Although running some things through the coffee one lends a edge to your next batch of ground coffee.

grubi's picture

Chalk circle? In addition to...

Chalk circle? In addition to everything else I carry, I have to carry CHALK now? Where? In my pants pocket? In my laptop bag? Tryin’ to turn me into Powdery Jim the Math Professor.

That tip is retarded.

Brian's picture

When I read the chalk...

When I read the chalk circle thing, I thought “crime scene” and took it as a joke.

sps's picture

I can add to this:...

I can add to this:

When riding my bike to/around campus on rainy days, I keep the seat (which is foam/cloth, not leather) covered with just any old plasic bag. This way I don’t have to sit in puddle the rest of the day.

Also, I collect plastic bags in a drawer to bring back to the grocery with me or to use for all sorts of things.

A better tip than this, and something I should get around to doing: go out and buy some canvas bags and put them in your trunk so that you don’t have to worry about using plastic/paper, and they won’t rip! I’ve heard that almost everyone does this in other countries, but it never really took off large-scale in the US.

All of these are well known, I’m sure, but I know I’m guilty of not thinking of simple things like this all the time.

Lo's picture

It's a commonly known fact...

It’s a commonly known fact that drawing a circle around an object in a public space draws attention to it, as if it is on display. For instance, in experiments, a wallet was left in the middle of the street with a yellow chalk circle drawn around it. No one picked it up, despite hundred of pedestrians passing by and actually looking down at it. Reason? Because the circle implied the object was consciously LEFT there and being watched/surveyed. It is definitely a nice trick and it really does work, but how many people walk around with chalk in their pockets?

grubi's picture

Math professors, I'd say....

Math professors, I’d say.

Dan Hartung's picture

Don't miss Anil Dash's real-world...

Don’t miss Anil Dash’s real-world advice for dropped kitchen wrap.

Also, given the amount of luggage stolen in places where “implied watching” is hypothetically at its very highest — airport security checkpoints — I’m somewhat doubtful of the chalk trick.

Jeremy Leader's picture

Growing up the son of...

Growing up the son of a math professor, I’d say they usually have chalk dust around their pockets, or whereever they put their hands they’re not writing on the board, but I’ve never known a math professor to actually put a piece of chalk in his or her pocket.

Then again, the last college building I was in, the classrooms all had whiteboards instead of chalkboards…

Merlin Mann's picture

My, God, you people are...

My, God, you people are like freakin’ Rain Man.

Put black tape over the part of your screen that mentions chalk, and just keep reading. Jeez. :)

jw's picture

Oh great, now I've got...

Oh great, now I’ve got tape residue on my display. I’m sending you the bill, Mann. :)

simon's picture

A friend of mine added...

A friend of mine added this when I told him about the chalk/luggage - trick: If you have to park your car someplace that is utterly forbidden (like a doorway for example) just leave the trunk wide open.

Maybe that only works in Europe though… :-)

Red State Al's picture

Cigar boxes are handy for...

Cigar boxes are handy for keeping shotgun shells.

PMH's picture

The Old Man never locked...

The Old Man never locked the doors of his pickup truck, so when he made a stop at the liquor store or the race track and didn’t want to lug his Hasselblad 500c he’d leave the camera on the seat in a brown paper bag with the top rolled down.

It’s a corollary to “never own anything worth stealing.”

Greg's picture

The other half of what...

The other half of what to do when you drop something is Listen Carefully. If you drop something small, like the essential spring out of a toy or gizmo, your ears will usually tell you more reliably than your eyes where it went.

Paul B's picture

When I get a new...

When I get a new parka, I put the old one in my trunk. If I get stranded somewhere cold, or just caught by unexpected weather, it’s right at hand. Likewise if someone else with me had less foresight (like those who take a 100+ mile trip in January in their shirtsleeves… sigh).

Also, I like to keep a sleeping bag (preferably a warm one, but not necessarily expensive) in the car. If I break down in a rural area, I can keep warm until someone finds me. Especially if I’m already bundled up, and/or use the old parka.

These are things I’m likely to have and store, anyway. Why not keep them in the car, then, as a bit of added insurance?

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