I suddenly want to ask my doctor for a stack of spurious prescriptions. Thanks, Merlin!

Brad, grab me some Adderall as long as you’re at it.

My problem is the odd time that I don’t put my keys in their normal spot. Then I spend too much time the next morning trying to figure out where I’ve left them!

The same thing happens to me when I take my watch off at the computer instead of putting it on my dresser next to my keys :)

I’m holding out for Google Carkeys, myself.

“17,823 results for ‘where are my goddamn keys?’”

It would seem that any author who could call a triglyceride a “cholesterol-like substance” shouldn’t be taken very seriously, as the two bear no similarity to each other, either in chemical structure or function. Their only similarity is that they’re both organic compounds that are routinely measured in blood tests.

You know, yoda, you’ve just said that there is no similarity and there is a similarity. Which is it? B-)