Oh, the humanity!

All I wanted was a pencil sharpener. I decided not to replace my electric one with electric, but to buy a manual one. You know, every little green bit helps.

But suddenly there are so many choices I'm getting a headache.

Do I want a long point sharpener? Or a sharpener with two points?

Is there anybody here who actually knows what to look for in a pencil sharpener?

(And I hate mechanical pencils so that option won't work for me.)

Here's one site that sells them:

http://www.pencilthings.com/servlet/Categories?category=PENCIL+SHARPENERS

And I'd like to buy from this site because they're on ebay which means I can use paypal:

http://stores.ebay.com/Pencil-World-Creativity-Store_Sharpeners-Accessories_W0QQcolZ4QQdirZ1QQfsubZ10QQftidZ2QQtZkm