Custom Titles

You are permitted and encouraged to make up your own "title" as a user here. Just go to the "Personal" area of your profile and give yourself a swanky one.

I especially like the corporate angle a few of us have taken. For example, I'm "Chief Handwaving Officer" and I notice the Josh is "Vice President in Charge of Index Cards."

I think this is funny, and it would delight me if you'd consider a Corporate President, VP, Director, or C-Level title that reflects your habit, obsession, or worst characteristic. :)

See you in the steam room, you magnificent bastards.