Custom Titles
You are permitted and encouraged to make up your own "title" as a user here. Just go to the "Personal" area of your profile and give yourself a swanky one.
I especially like the corporate angle a few of us have taken. For example, I'm "Chief Handwaving Officer" and I notice the Josh is "Vice President in Charge of Index Cards."
I think this is funny, and it would delight me if you'd consider a Corporate President, VP, Director, or C-Level title that reflects your habit, obsession, or worst characteristic. :)
See you in the steam room, you magnificent bastards.
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Nota bene, friends: that although...
Nota bene, friends: that although we've massively upgraded the board to vBulletin, you still have the ability to make your own title (and I still very much encourage you to do so). The defaults, as you see, are cheesy and based on number of posts rather than imagination :(
After you login just go here and fill in your "Custom User Title."
Let me know if you encounter any problems. Thanks!