For the love of God, people; can we get the word out on these? Format courtesy of my other site.
- The liberal use of the "VERY HIGH PRIORITY!!!" flag
- The 18-line sig about all the Bad Things that will happen to me if I ever reveal the contents of your privileged, confidential (and unencrypted) message
- The unrequested press release (and the serial ignoring of the "Unsubscribe" I sent you for the previous seven press releases)
- The graphical background, font and table tags, and remaining 14k of HTML cruft associated with every. single. message. you've ever sent
- The including of my -- plus 98 other strangers' -- personal email addresses in the "
To:" line of your friendly reminder about Tyler's birthday party
Friend: I love you, but you must evolve.