Meme? We just did this at moleskinerie. I said $25 plus they can have the ten-spot that is in the accordian folder.

Oo…sorry. Apologies to the Molskinerieians for ganking their idea.

I need to get out more.

haha regardless of that fact Merlin I will indulge the comments and add that i put in my 2005 Agenda, my regular blank ‘skine and 2 blank Volants ‘free music from my label Counter Intelligence’ as a reward.

You can always just threathen people too in the reward section ‘your cat will be dead tomorrow if you dont return this to me as im psychic’.

A threat, eh? I like the cut of your jib, John.

I’m thinking some kind of extremely vague suggestion of a sexual favor written in balloony handwriting with heart-dotted “i’s” might also do the trick.

Something with cuddling. My Little Pony or Carebears drawings might put anyone off-track too, hahaha.

$10 Amazon or iTunes gift certificate, money to cover postage…and my eternal gratitude.

I’m hoping the last part of that is the clincher.

Here’s mine. Shamelessly copied from the dialogue in the Grand Theft Auto 2.

Half of a twenty dollar bill, promising the other half if they return it. You can make the cut all fancy with craft craft scissors.

A hot dog?? What’s in it for Vegans???

$30, plus the entire contents of the accordion folder (usually it’s just hilarious stuff like a yo! mtv raps tone loc trading card, stupid fortune cookie fortunes, etc), a few ironic bumper stickers, and a thank you letter written in crayon.

thankfully i have not had to exercise this retrieval scheme.